Damn can’t believe it’s been 2 years since you left us.... Gone but not forgotten 🦍🍌 #RipHarambe

Massive chest pains when ol girl at Dairy Queen flipped that blizzard over #HowDayDoDat

I post this every time I see it

Shawty at Chick-Fil-A handed over my food and said “my pleasure”. I️ replied with, “me too”

Guy at work, “Dude, you wanna go drive around so I️ can hit my Juul?” No thanks, I️ like women

If you’re not pissing off the assholes, you’re an asshole

It’s so humid I️ saw a rainbow. It didn’t rain...

When I️ die, play this at my funeral x.com/thefunnyvine/s…

Bangs are just mullets for women. Change my mind...

Damn RIP Harambe

keep dat mf thang on me

He’ll be gambling the parents divorce money before he’s 7 😂 x.com/FreeMemesKids/…

I️ hate people but love drama. Also hate Twitter

Haven’t been tagged in a meme in like 2 days. F my friends