Congratulations to Luke Littler. Who knew a teenage boy would have such good wrist action.

A little taster of a special I've got coming out this year. It's from a show I did in January of last year.

TV PITCH: Reboot of Quantum Leap featuring the actual Samuel Beckett. Every episode he leaps into the same moment, trying each time to fail better.

Live Comedy on Friday 28 Feb at The Flying Horse Rochdale Town Centre Get ready to laugh with mrs barbara nice Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) #Mikecarter and #Tomevans your compere ! People of Greater Manchester 🐝 Visit Rochdale VDL We R Rochdale #Rochdale #ComedyClubs & Gigs Tickets via shorturl.at/o6xRg

When bad people make good art it gives me hope: we can create things better than we are. So if you think my jokes are crap imagine what a shit I am.

Happy 'Is It Racist?' Day.

The ecosystem hasn't collapsed yet because it doesn't want to let down David Attenborough.

Tickets on sale now and an advance sell out is very likely, so don't wait to pick yours up. Head to totnescomedyclub.co.uk Only £15 in advance, £17 on the door. If you are wanting to eat beforehand, the Royal Seven Stars will be offering their Wednesday Pie & a Pint deal for £15.

Getting some lovely reviews for my children’s’ novel. I’m really very proud of it. I published it and am promoting it myself, so do spread the word amzn.eu/d/bwPQa8J #selfpublished

I see the new Pope is from Chicago. First pontiff to come from a musical. Here comes Leo in his new white gown For all that mass!

Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "How do we stop that squeak?"

📆 Sunday: Rough Works, featuring Adam Beardsmore, Josh Pugh, Lovdev Barpaga, Darren Harriott, Mary Flanigan, Andy White - Comedian (He/Him), Tal Davies, Kwame Asante & James Cook New material from the Midlands' finest comics Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/RoughWorksBrum

RIP Norman Tebbit

Mac Bernie (Andrew McBurney) & Tash (Jack Kirwan) Live at Glee Club This is Tash’s stage debut. Miss you ah kid! ❤️

After watching the recent murder on TV, I have a question: Has Selena Gomez lost weight?

Actually, Reform do want black faces in ads.

"I think therefore I am what I am." Rene Gaycartes

Nearly forgot that today is the birthday of Doctor Who. Fortunately, he reminded me next week.

Reposting my brief encounter with the man who has just joined Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.