Hi I am now taking applications for friends that live in the KC metro area because I have come to the realization that I have three and one of them is my aunt

Y’all I am done with this heat. Bring on the fall weather🍂🍁

I really can’t understand how someone can READ my name and still say “Audrey”.

Why are there so many songs about blue and brown eyes? I need someone to sing to me about my green eyes. I feel excluded.

I want to go to Rainforest Cafe

I wonder how many people have “slug-bugged” each other from my car over all these years

Since my brother has moved half way across the country, I am now in need of a new drinking buddy and coffee date buddy. If you are interested in filling this position, I will be holding auditions.

Help I’ve had the urge to sneeze for like 15 minutes and it won’t happen. This is the worst feeling ever.

Parham's exit is one of the scariest things I've seen on a football field in a while.

WHAT A GAME!!! LET’S GO CHIEFS!!!!👊🏻

I was just told by the umpteenth person that I look like someone they know. I must have a very generic face😂

CrossFit is no joke. I will not be able to carry plates or drinks at work today.

TOUCHDOWN!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!

1/12 We - Russia - want to be a nation of peace. Alas, few people would call us that now.

A 2nd grader just called me Ms. Humpday

May or may not have cried during the WOD today. Never taking a week off of CrossFit again✌🏻

My camera roll is full of pictures and videos of my new kitten and I’m not sorry about it 🤘🏻 how can I not take a million pictures when he’s this precious!

Chris Jones just became the first player in NFL history called for roughing the passer while holding the ball.

November 2022 ➡️ July 2023