I don’t even know the kid but I’m absolutely buzzing for him

Ticket inspector fella on my busy NORTHERN 🚆 train there scanned my ticket and then announced to pretty much the full carriage “Have you even got a DISABLED railcard?” At which point loads of swan neckers spun around and had a good look at me, obviously thinking 1/2

The people at Tiny Desk Concert should probably just knock it on the head now. Don’t think anything will top Mr David Byrne and his rabble of heartbreakers (lovemakers) youtu.be/PNmcF6eRE7w?si…

Good luck Wolves I see you’re going for some sort of Mark and Lard reverse sweep here for some unknown reason

I call this bet "The attention seeker" #UTB

That assist from Hackney is incredible, he didn't even look if Targett was there

#LiquidFootball

Nothing comes close to this one

I really think its time for all our 'strikers' to stand up and be counted and then shot #UTB

I'm concerned that a couple of the gang from Nasa HQ seem to be MIA on the live feed. Not sure what job the fella on the right has #Space #Nasa #Analysis

#OhDerekAcorah #Boxing

Can someone edit the viral video of that fella shouting for his dog called Fenton from years ago and change it to Dale Winton please #DaleWinton #RIP