Increases of 50%! Now that’s a pretty penne. Disastrous season means UK shoppers could pay 50% more for pasta theguardian.com/food/2021/sep/…

All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind - Bob Ross

Normally I don’t bother the outside world, and I don’t want it bothering me. But as it happens reeceshearsmith I have two spare tickets for the Barbican tomorrow and cannot attend. If somebody wants I can transfer? 🎃 #InsideNo9

Jules Holland does not age. #hootenany #NYE2021

The EFL must resolve the situation at Derby County urgently. The loss of a founding member of the football league due to bad ownership and the spurious claims from the owners of Middlesbrough FC and Wycombe Wanderers is inconceivable. The football community must intervene!

Eng 88-5. And I thought this was the one.

Sports Minister for England: Sports minister to look into the ongoing situation between the EFL & Derby County - Sign the Petition! chng.it/JX9NdXJB via Change.org UK

I ❤️ One Direction fans and Niall Horan Please sign the petition change.org/p/sports-minis…

⚽️This is not a branch of Tesco we're talking about. Football clubs are engines for social and economic good. They are the history and heartbeat of communities. My speech in today's UQ on Derby County FC👇

Fact of the Day: The Lynx attack helicopter is powered by a log burning fire and carries a supply of logs, and 2 semi-nuclear missiles at all times making it the most sustainable and environmentally friendly attack helicopter in the world Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeek

Scenes at Pride Park shortly after the final whistle #DCFC

My nighttime skin care routine! (🔪)

Oh my, this is too perfect

Breaking: Suella Braverman knocked out of Conservative leadership contest.

Spare a thought today for Joe Takagi and Harry Ellis, who both went to work at the Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve 1988 and never came home

Hi Wahoo what do I do with this?

Hey Boris Johnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

Ultra-processed food raises risk of heart attack and stroke, two studies show theguardian.com/science/2023/a… I’m as shocked as everybody else! Who knew?!

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Oh dear Joe, not another one…