It’s “Pray For A Conservative Day” all across the world! Dear Lord we pray Donald Trump becomes President & avoids ear shootings. We ask you to bless Kemi & Robert as they battle out to see who can be the nastiest. And God please help Jonathan Gullis cure his fungal rash. Amen🙏

We appear to be actively losing Janey Godley, as her daughter seems to be taking over her twitter account. I’m so sad. She’s been such a joy for so long. She will forever be known for this, one of the best things, ever.

I was there.

Very excited to find out tomorrow who will be leading the Tory Party for the next 18 months.

Nods sagely

Kemi Badenoch says Partygate was overblown. I said my goodbye to my Mum via text so my Dad could get the one call. I couldn’t comfort him at her funeral with just 8 other people allowed. No wake or do for us. We stuck to the rules that the people who wrote them repeatedly broke.

Sylvester wants to remind Doctor Who fans in America that Donald Trump is the absolute opposite to everything the Doctor stands for. The opposite to everything you love about the series. Please remember that when making your vote.

I thought I'd seen it all....Jesus wept!!!

Horrified to find there is a new feature, at night a car detects there are no cars oncoming or ahead and automatically goes full beam. I questioned the salesman (he was surprised at my questions) basically if you are a pedestrian or cyclist you can be dazzled and fuck off.

Seems legit

I never thought the United States would see a felon president before we’d see a woman president. But here we are.

I wrote her marriage to Jack Woolley. The ep went out the night I gave birth to my first child.The midwife left me to my labour so she could listen to the wedding.Peggy was such a very loved character & June played her brilliantly. A legend #thearchers theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

The GB News coverage of the two minute silence went as well as you would expect.

How would Oliver like it is one of his shows was cancelled, in favour of a cookery show presented by a children's book writer with no cooking experience? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

When you know Twitter is ending....

I'm old enough to remember when polio ripped through the globe and put my six-year-old friends into iron lungs. We dutifully lined up at school to get vaccinated. We eradicated the disease. We protected the common good. RFK Jr being tapped to lead HHS is a disgrace.

Henry Winkler is a national treasure.