Twats against tame impala

If Betty Crocker doesn’t sleep with my dad by next week I will break every crock pot I see for the next 20 years

I’m beating off to a pic of Danny DeVitos dorito line

Get the president on the phone NOW. I fronted him a brick?

Oooou its a 22 pew pew

[email protected] MidgetTamer Young blood out in Barbados smokin dung beetle

When I tell you I just hit the hardest 360 in my Ford Fusion ‘02 I’m nutting just thinking about it Got pulled over & taken to jail Yuhhhhhh Kelby

Pulled my hammy then gave birth to a fucking capybara

Noah just left Sofi for a corona bottle with a drawn on ass…

Randy Has Croaked May he Perish In Paradise Citilivin 🇺🇸 🇷🇺

Rome wasn’t built in a day but clearly this bag of bones (Citilivin 🇺🇸 🇷🇺) was

Lmao 😂

U ever cried so much you drafted JJ McCarthy just to know you can’t feel anything Minnesota Vikings 🏈💜💛VikingsFan755💜💛🏈

Have you guys ever heard of the moon landing? Citilivin 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 was on the rocket

I have it on good authority Anthony Rizzo played a part in the death of Betty White

I do not believe Alex Verdugo should have rights

We are SO back

The gov shut down but this Glock not bow bow bow bitches

Gagged