Can't believe I've witnessed England and Newcastle win penalty shootouts in my lifetime

Celebrating a true Clara Vale lad We had the privilege to attend a commemorative coffee morning at Clara Vale village hall held to honour the life of firefighter Edward 'Ted' Aisbitt Ed was a firefighter for almost 30 years but sadly passed away in 2016 bit.ly/3YzBdoD

I take it the quadruple is back off again

Ten Hags mind games whenever he plays Newcastle #NUFC #MUFC

Every person in the UK will get a text alert next week - and this is what it's going to say

Alien 1: I've built this ship which can take me light years across the universe Alien 2: What will you do? Alien 1: Dunno. Probably just probe some random us farmer

What if as the Saudi league improves the plan was always to turn Newcastle into a feeder club for them 🙃

Twitter cant be reflective of how most Arsenal fans are. I mean how do they deal with life in general

Tonali was such as bizarre top budget signing. Yes I think he's good but not the position we needed strengthening. Reminds me of signing Joelinton when we needed a no 9

If anything is going to bring about the end of FFP its probably going to be shitty transfer windows as it spoils their commercial appeal

If you think about it Arsenal would have won the title if they had beaten NUFC at our place 🤪

I refuse to believe anyone who has been to London would actually choose to live there

Chelsea are going to have to sell another hotel to themselves at this rate

Think we should be practising simple passes over the break #nufc

What's the betting the PL find something wrong with Villa's PSR fiddle that they didn't find with Chelsea's? One rule for the big 6

Amazon really need to do a behind the scenes doc on Forest. It would be mint

I'm not feeling particularly sports washed this summer

The shite thing about modern day football is if Isak gets his move to Liverpool and scores against NUFC he will likely refuse to celebrate out of 'respect'

Is Shefki Kuqi still available?