I just entered for a chance to meet Gini Wijnaldum! Gini Wijnaldum Liverpool FC CharityStars CharityStars charitystars.com/s/rd9t

Maybe there's a bigger problem here that's not Djokovic related.

Deal breaker: selfie stick.

Me: we're out of soy sauce just an fyi Gf: god I hate abbreviations Me: lol didn't know soz

I promised my gf I'd never use abbreviations or chat talk ever again she was like OK thx I was like np and soz btw

Serious question: is Rattleshirt actually a Cubone

Whenever a girl asks me 'your place or mine' I answer hers. I've already caught all the pokemon in my area.

Pokemon GO, as in let's go home, the servers are down again

Rare pokemon at a pokestop near you is the new hot singles in your area sign up now.

Just read that the average distance children walk for water in Africa is 6 km. I hatched a 5 km Pokémon egg yesterday so I kind of get it.

Seems every few decades the World goes batshit crazy. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

Nurse Joy: Chansey could you please tend to the patients Chansey: yeah sure make me do all the fucking work NJ: what C: *cute voice* CHANSEY

"It's better to have a great team than a team of greats" - guy who didn't make the team of greats

One of the best selling books of the 15th century was The Tale of Two Lovers, an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

Two Years Ago, This Man Was 500 Pounds. Now He Is Two Men Who Weigh 250 Pounds.

You can't make this shit up x.com/realDonaldTrum…

this is not satire. this is real. lmao

One of the people in one of these photos told one of the people in the other photo that they're all talk & no action.

My name is Max Hirsch. The US turned me away at the border in 1939. I was murdered in Mauthausen