I can’t tell if this is supposed to be read in the voice of Kang and Kodos or the mooninites.

No one warns you that in your 30s you can just wake up with a sprained ankle.

Quite frankly I expected more than 5 face tattoos at the Philly Children’s touch museum.

Who, or what, is a steyer voter?

First day with a kids toy: “wow this is the worst song I have ever heard. Who writes this shit. Sorry son” One month later: “LISTEN TO THE MUSIC GET ON YOUR FEET, MOVE LIKE AN ANIMAL STOMP YOUR FEET.”

Very nice to see the Catholic Church in southwest Ohio walking in Jesus’ footsteps and laying off workers right now.

Ban facial recognition nationwide.

Ban facial recognition nationwide.

Earlier on here: law prof: attorneys don’t send interns/law students emails at 3am bc it leads to anxiety. Lawyers: I NEED TO SEND 3AM WORK EMAILS & who cares about anxiety? Really glad I made a career change 😐

I’m into this all walkoff playoffs, keep it going.

LIBERTY STATE PARK NEEDS YOU! RALLY for LSP Protection Act-Sat. 9/12 at Noon at LSP's southside Flag Plaza Lawn (with masks required & social distancing on the large lawn) to urge Governor Murphy to publicly support the Act and for legislators to pass the Act & to Save Caven Pt.

Is it just me or did everyone replace emails with zoom and groupchats in the pandemic. This is driving me nuts.

Despite following and reading Guy Hamilton-Smith I was wholly unprepared to handle the Courts civil commitment cases.

Really impressive display of shotmaking from projected top-5 pick Jalen Green today. Green scored 21 points on just 12 shots, including 5-of-6 from distance. Great shot prep and balance. Creating space off the bounce. Effortless scorer at 6-6. Film session youtube.com/watch?v=HTy5rN…

More babies from Harvard University Press. Who wants one?

State law treatises are great for finding early 1900s caselaw that has never been cited.