fat nude man in guy fawkes mask sucked up by jet engine while doing jumping jacks on runway. the olympics have been cancelled in his honor

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

If at first you don't succeed, kill everyone you ever told you were going to try.

embrace the past. the choices you have already made define you a lot more than the ones you have yet to make.

fuck what you heard, i know what i said

If you overhear someone mentioning how 'the worst thing ever happened the other day', feel free to remind them of the holocaust.

the more you know who you are and what you want the less you let things upset you

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

#hashtags

Sharon Osbournes dog has a twitter account. It has no tweets, and twice as many followers as me.

26/M/trapped in spacetime

Tribal tattoos are a great way of letting people know your mom huffed paint thinner during her pregnancy

Never judge a book by its cover. Except for this one. Let's see, "The...Bible"? No pictures or anything? 0/10. Wouldn't recommend.

...and injustice for all.

I never want to go to a bar where everybody knows my name.

pour out some coffee for my homies

ugh this pay phone doesn't even have twitter or anything smh

I have no words.