welcome to my lesbian household where we spend our saturday nights watching women’s soccer and assembling furniture with hayley kiyoko’s new album playing in the background

Why is Po the most heterosexual of the Furious Five

Friendly reminder that nonverbal autistics are perfectly capable of communicating, they just don’t speak your language!!! Your pity is not appreciated!!!! Have a wonderful day!!!!!

it’s bestie roomie’s birthday everyone say happy birthday

hanging out with gf in webkinz world cause we both have covid💕

why is goodnight a compound word but good morning isn’t

Date Night: Flu Shots and Fazoli’s

cottagecore gf assembled a piece of furniture without me (toolbelt gf) cant decide if I wanna be offended or proud

Getting rich one quarter from an abandoned Aldi cart at a time

Congratulations! Looks like you found yourself a gem! You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for that Legendary Crown of Wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Let me see what I can offer.

A Short Story Me: hey stop throwing hula hoops at people Kid: *tantrum* Me: bye Kid *5 min later*: you come here Kid: I drawed you Me: aw thanks Kid: stomps on drawing Me: oh Kid *5 min later*: you come here Kid: I drawed you again Me *afraid*: okay… Kid: *grunts* *runs away*

my friend started a gofundme after the HRT ban in missouri please help her out. <3 gofundme.com/f/hrt-expenses…

Token Lesbian™️ here to save the frog from the horrors of the Pre-K playground

Happy Pride

this is graduate school please why are you asking me to define independent and dependent variable I’m begging

K.

Swifties Taking Over Webkinz 🫡

U.S. Soccer and Vlatko Andonovski Mutually Agree to Part Ways » ussoc.cr/81723 Sporting Director Matt Crocker names Twila Kilgore Interim Coach of #USWNT.

Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns. trib.al/G2R56TS