I’ve never had more #fomo tiktok.com/t/ZTRHcWndJ

Am I willing to pay $200 for a vintage Janet Jackson t-shirt from 2001? Yes. And if the bid goes to $300. I will pay that.

In gay hell, they play #Freebird on repeat.

It was really kind of Miley Cyrus to release an entire album for Nur Khosiah today. #TeamAriana #Scandovol #VanderpumpRules

“Is that jlo with Ben Affleck? Are they together? I thought that was a ‘90s thing” - my 37 year old gay husband.

In need of attention

Just checking in.

Never claimed to be demure.

Sometimes I wish there was an easy way to send out a message to your neighbors. I need them to know I’m not listening to #Freebird I’m just watching #Elizabethtown

Currently red wine drunk. Watching #YouveGotMail on the way to Italy.

Christmas drinking game: Take a sip every time I casually work Blake Lively into the conversation. Good luck keeping up, babe.

I will never turn the Christmas tree lights off. But the glare on the tv is hella annoying.

Watching #TheFamilyStone with the in-laws as an intervention so they know I’m SJP’s character in this family.

Walking the pup.

I’m just over here like. Sure. I’ll add Dylan Efron to close friends on Instagram. Armie Hammer? Sure. Why not??

#NewProfilePic

I’m starting #TheSummerlTurnedPretty and so far I have one question. How do they afford all of this music???

Okay. Halfway through SE3. And honestly “Belly” is the worst.

Just another day of Taylor Swift teaching me about sports. #realmadrid #TaylorSwift #TLOASG #TSTheOfficialReleasePartyOfAShowgirl

Morning ☕️ with fall 🍁 #fall #autumn #vermont #stowe #stowevermont #lgbtq #gaymen #coffee