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Andrew Sego

@andrewsego

Financial Planner, Sego Wealth Management. CFP®, EA. Boy dad. Ole Miss fan. Tweets are not advice, unless they're about food.

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Had someone forward me a scam email they received recently and the fraudsters added the Star Trek Federation logo to the letterhead, which I think is a nice touch.

Had someone forward me a scam email they received recently and the fraudsters added the Star Trek Federation logo to the letterhead, which I think is a nice touch.
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Looking at Amazon for a new alarm clock and I can’t decide between the Xirirnntj, the Hoookiru, or the Yiwjaocivu. Just page upon page of slop product.

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As to Doordash a blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse, you pay a fixed price now and receive it later, it is therefore a futures contract and thus illegal under the Onion Futures Act

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I’ve thought about this a fair bit, never more so than today when my son asked me about what color shrimp are before they are cooked. Twenty years ago there would have been 100 shrimp related pages, many aggregated into a Shrimp-themed webring called SkrimpNet or something.

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Sometimes my kids at Cocoa Pebbles. They have no idea who the Flintstones are. This would be like me eating Buster Keaton branded cereal when I was a kid.

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The economic decision of Target to make their gift cards out of dissolvable cardboard is truly brilliant. So far my son has lost two to the washing machine. That’s a helluva profit margin.

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One great thing about Xfinity is that, when your internet is down, Xfinity Support is utterly insistent you use an internet link to connect to support. Just superlative recursion.