A magnificent triptych

RIP Princess Diana, you would’ve hated Ticketmaster and VAR.

Was worried that we’d get Swansea’s Yates. After todays performance it looks like we’ve got Blackpools. Goudmijn, Zetterstrom and Ozoh are absolute ballers btw. #dcfc

Kayden Jackson though. #dcfc

Yes

It can't be *that* boring.

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD

GET IN SAN MARINO

SAN MARINO WON.

FORZA. TITANI.

After becoming the first team to lose to San Marino in 20 years, Liechenstein have requested to play a morale boosting friendly against Man United next month.

The same people complaining about Lee Carsley not singing the national anthem are exactly the same people who complained about a two second gesture at the start of every game. Just focus on the football you absolute plebs.

Guy that got arrested dropped devastating line after devastating line that scriptwriters for a comedy sketch would’ve struggled to put together An Oscar worthy performance

“66 days you’ve been Prime Minister. 66. And you haven’t stopped global warming.”

I bought an old iPhone on eBay and its last owner knew Jason Mamoa.

Not the owner of the former bird app inciting the R word. Nope. Not at all. Truly disgusting behaviour.

1. Disneyland exists. 2. The biggest issue here is that terrible bowl cut. When did that become normalised?

Hibs have got a hell of a striker in this guy. It made sense to release him given his age but in his short spell with us he proved he’s still got it. #dcfc

literally anything