guitar tone doesn’t matter buy whichever one looks hottest on you

‘it’s just in between manchester and liverpool’

I’m manifesting Ronald vs Jake Paul in 2022

i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working

God wasn’t fucking around when he made salt & vinegar crisps.

The peel section of Maccies sauce pots are a logistical nightmare.

normalize sending memes to stay in touch cuz i ain’t got shit to say

The GOAT of cereal bowls.

Live laugh lying in bed with a splitting headache from this hangover.

please no more headless guitars in 2023

I’ll read it later

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals. we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends