25 minutes of Coldplay is 26 minutes too much

I wouldn’t go for the first time

Does he want a few from here? A payback for the money we’ve donated to his cause?

Carmine Appice

When she first appeared on our screens, I didn’t think she was any good. But fair play, it’s taken a great deal of skill to get actually worse. At what point in her universe is Parker “a good coach”?

In rugby league to stop the cheating fuckers?

Take Aaronson from Leeds??20 million and I’ll drive him there for free

If you enter the field of play, as a spectator, I have no problem with you getting a slap.

I’ll help with the translation…..” I’m going to do fuck all”

The blood is on your hands

I see Khan’s London is so safe, his police commissioner is wearing a protective vest?

Top tier shithousery

Absolute Bollocks. It was a manifesto of lies.

Daryl Powell moaning again, and other news, water is wet.

And 47 imaginary limps?

Clinton Morrison, a man struggling to string one word together.

Then you have to depend on incompetent refs making decisions. Not great either way?

I’ll rephrase…. Sporting legends out on a massive freebie. There, sorted it for you.

No he won’t. His mams said he’s had his hour on the computer today.