I see 'Boycott Eurovision' is trending here.
This is a terrible idea.
He'd sing far too slowly then run out his backing band.

I’m not sure about this definition of “we trust customers”

This is actually quite sensible.

10/10 too low a score for Uganda IMO.

Super power: Can throw kettle over pub.

Utah Ice sounds like the product made by the Mormon Walter White. At least three are clearly slang for cocaine.

did the worm die of starvation

Adopted a 'failed' police dog who was given up for rehoming. Always been a brilliant addition to the family. Loving, caring, protective. Started to wonder why the cops rejected him. Then we took him to the woods where he saw a squirrel, got scared & ran head-first into a tree.

Welcome, Sheev Palpatine, the new Labour MP for Naboo.

'We were totally cool with the Afghanistan Cricket Board not giving a shit about women's cricket, but now the Taliban is in charge we think it's a bad thing.' - what full member administrators are actually saying when talking about not playing Afghanistan.

1. The ECB weren't exactly in a rush to play Afghanistan in bilateral matches even before the Taliban takeover.
2. The ECB voted to exempt Afghanistan from any of the women's cricket related full membership criteria.

Apologies if anyone was alarmed when I said “Ashley Barnes is injured and I believe is missing both legs”.

To clarify, a calf injury means he’ll miss the Semi Final.

Wiiiiiiide.

the reason why pop culture seems better in the distant past is quite literally this

Expand world cup? Need Full Member votes
Change revenue distribution? Need FM votes
Add a new member? Need FM votes
Enforce existing 'rules'? Need FM votes
Want to have non-dairy creamer in your coffee during the ICC meeting? Need full member...

Well, you get the point.

The ACB were actively obstructing the development of women's cricket in Afghanistan long before the Taliban returned. The only thing that'c changed is that they've stopped bothering to pretend otherwise.

The NY New York Mets have announced a 'Cricket Watch Party' for the India v Pakistan T20 World Cup match being held on Long Island on June 9. The Mets are in London playing the Phillies so are opening up Citi Field in Queens to cricket fans. Tickets to enter are free but parking is $40.

Imagine if England had let Mahika Gaur play for UAE for another year. She could have been the difference for them yesterday, and she would have had a low-key t20 World Cup to gain a bit more experience

Frank Nsubuga, 27 years on from his international debut, will play in the men's T20 World Cup.