And so to the mirror, where I looked at myself and saw a scene of utter curfuggle post Xmas and New Year. I there and then decided to do something about it. Tomorrow. Definitely starting tomorrow…

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩? 👏👏 Incredible effort from Alex Ducker for Redruth Rugby Send us your tries 👉 bit.ly/3wnVpOY #GrassrootsRugby

Fantastic day England Lacrosse National Schools. Proud Mum to see both girls play . Congratulations St Paul's Girls' School and PUTNEY HIGH SPORT for a great day of lacrosse 🥍 in the ☀️ Thanks to all the coaches , well done girls

WINNERS 🏆 On to the Under 14s, and the Division 1 competition was won by St Paul’s Girls, downing Queen Anne’s 5-3 in the final 🎉 #NSLC22 #EnglandLacrosse #Lacrosse

Thanks you Mark Kermode and Simon mayo for Part 1, it has been truly brilliant, consistently, for so so long. Looking forward to the second act.

I am just going outside and may be some time… #chanellingmyinnerOates

Well, this was upsetting. Falmouth North (which is basically Falmouth Penwerris) has the second highest levels of children living in poverty in Cornwall at 24.5%. 1/4 of all children living in my division are living in poverty… 1/3 cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…

Just to make sure he hears enough voices saying it, Joe Root thank you for all you’ve done as skipper. It’s been a team that conducted itself in the right way under your leadership, through really tough on/off field times for the sport. All of that’s a credit to you. Thank you

Six and out?

Is this Europe stitching us up making us pay to host the show ? #Eurovision #toptrolling

Berlin has not disappointed, nor has eldest daughter’s view on @gubnet1 and my kiss…

So HSBC UK I’m 45 mins into trying to report £000s of fraud on a current account - still waiting. It’s fascinating. Presuming they’ll have cleaned out the account by the time you pick up?

“And Marx is claiming it was offside…”

A great pod this week Jason Bell OSI - zinc recommendations and a phenomenal chat re the real stories never told. Top work

Some good thoughts from Tom and Louis on "Artificial Intelligence: An updated approach to EU liability legislation" deloi.tt/3KyUtxT showing the power of aligned Algorithm & AI Assurance and Legal Teams Deloitte UK #AI #AILiability

Announcing our U17 squad, playing Euros in Gibraltar on 7-10 March 2024! 🥇 They will firstly play off against Northern Ireland on 28th January to determine if they will be competing in the Challenge or Championship section 👀 We can’t wait to see what this team can do! 🏆

Massive congratulations to our 3 A's.... Aine, Amelie and Annabel for their selection for Netball Ireland U17's. Incredibly proud of you ladies #proud #StormRises #WorkHardPlayHarder

Good luck to our U17s team who will be playing against Netball NI in Belfast at 11.30am tomorrow in their Euro playoffs! #COYGIG #netball #ireland

U16 National Schools Champions 🏆 🥇 Putney High School 🥈 Walthamstow Hall 🥉 The Fallibroome Academy Congratulations to all of our winners, participants, staff and volunteers on another incredible day of action 👏 See the full results ➡️ englandnetball.co.uk/competitions/n…