We are DEEP into the offseason

i hate it when people are like the Grateful Dead is better with one drummer like first off Mickey Hart isnt a drummer he’s some other shit that we don’t know the repercussions of yet

I know countless rent stabilized tenants who would take ownership of their unit for $80k if offered. The “woe is me, I’m a landlord that owns too much property and can’t price gouge my tenants for max profitability” schtick is getting old when these same landlords refuse to sell

This rules and I’d vote for him again if I could

All over the country, profoundly stoned young people are watching curling for the first time and having a life-changing experience.

The #Patriots have punted 5 times in the first half. During the Josh Allen era the most the #Bills have punted in their 15 playoff games is 5 times. They did that one time, in a 34-31 win over the Dolphins in the 2022 postseason.

HOW DO YALL EXPECT HIM TO PLAY IN THIS BLIZZARD???

I mean, this is what Maye has looked like all playoffs! I don’t know why anyone would be surprised.

Drake Maye defenders you were wrong and that’s ok

Still the greatest plot synopsis I have ever heard.

thinking about starting a bit where i listen to some highbrow pretentious media like NPR or the ezra klein podcast from my phone on a crowded subway train without headphones at full volume

Someone that is not really a hockey fan is watching this game and thinking, "Man, I really gotta give the NHL a chance this week" and then they will turn on the Maple Leafs-Lightning game on Wednesday night on TNT and immediately throw their TV out the window.

90 seconds of a 5-on-3 and you were given a shift against the New York Rangers fart trust, this sport ain’t for you anymore, Canada.

You think they hate us now, wait until they have a 5’2” European bureaucrat facing Saquon Barkley in flag football

European tourists in Central Park:

Mets today: -jump out to early 5-0 lead✅ -blow it✅ -walk 13 batters✅ -can't rally in the 9th✅ we're beyond back

I love the WBC so much. It is truly the G Gundam of baseball

if the cal/randy beef happened between two players on the mets there would already be a post article trying to blame the entire situation on katia lindor