⚽ - We're 30 followers short of 58,000. Once we pass 58k, we'll give away a free subscription to one lucky follower who RTs this tweet. That's four mags across the next 12 months, lovely limited edition covers, and early access to events and merchandise, all for just an RT.

#teammiddlesex

COMPETITION: To celebrate our promotion to League C we'll give away one of the Føroyar shirts! 🇫🇴 Simply RT this tweet to enter. The winner will be announced 29/11/20. (pics: fsf.fo)

I’ll send one of these full albums to one who does these 3 things: 1) Follows me 2) RT’s this 3) Comments the amount of goals in the LIV - MU & MCI v CRY combined I’ll go with 9. Hopefully a fun way to get a few more follows and contribute to the #fplcommunity. #fpl

Zebra v Goat - Best Badge? Like for Zebra Retweet for Goat

WIN A BUNDESLIGA MYSTERY BOX!! 🇩🇪 Inside each box is an authentic German football shirt from any division, a club programme and much more! To enter this free giveaway: 1⃣ Retweet this tweet 2⃣ Follow BundesligaBoxes & The Blizzard Winner announced on 24/02. Good luck! 🤞

COMPETITION: If we manage to get at least three points in the upcoming fixtures (Israel (H), Denmark (H), Moldova (H)), we'll give away a Føroyar 20/21 kit. 👀 Simply RT and follow us to be in with chance. Koyr á Føroyar! 🇫🇴

You know this already but ... The Rest is History is completely brilliant

🚨 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘! 🚨 👕 We are celebrating the upcoming derby by giving you the chance to 𝐖𝐈𝐍 an Atlético de Madrid or Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 shirt! Simply RT this post and whilst following @LALIGATV and we will pick two lucky winners! 🍀 - Contest

The greatest reader letter ever published. Effectively the Daily Mail's mission statement.

Can you imagine the amount of tw..s on twitter that think they are funny sending me a tweet saying "you're fired" #rollingonthefloor

🚨 #BarçaAtleti GIVEAWAY! 🚨 👕 To celebrate the upcoming game we are giving YOU the chance to WIN a Atlético de Madrid or FC Barcelona shirt! Simply repost this post and follow @LALIGATV to enter! -We will pick two (2) lucky winners! 🍀 - Contest period: Dec 19th-23rd. -

Hey Sainsbury's, thank you for the surprise. What I thought was a fresh bag of potatoes bought from your Watford store at lunchtime turns out not to to be so. Nice putrid smell to accompany it too.

When I woke up my phone clock said it was 08:37 but my wall clock said it was 07:37 then I remembered that the clocks went forward lastnight

The person on the right is clearly just someone holding up a mask with the Queen's face on it.

@SundaySupp Klopp won a German Cup and a couple of Super Cups. Martin Samuel needs to get his facts correct.