Once again Newcastle United fuck the stupid, shite music up 5 minutes before kick. Every week without fail. #NUFC

Emil Krafth should be considered at right back btw #NUFC

Anyone know who the ref is tomorrow night? #NUFC

All I want tomorrow is the 5 minutes prior to kick off to be mint at SJP. The tannoy system has been nothing short of embarrassing this season. Sound cutting out, suddenly going quiet and just generally shit. Needs to be perfect tomorrow night to get the crowd going! ⚫️⚪️#NUFC

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How hard is it to find a seating plan of Wembley that shows each category for the cup final! #NUFC #CarabaoCup

Looking forward to watching Sandro Tonali in a cup final. Fully expect him to run the show on the big stage. Absolute Italian stallion covering every blade of grass! #NUFC

Everyone better sing their fucking hearts out tomorrow mind! #NUFC

Anthony Gordon scores next week against Everton and kisses the badge. #NUFC

Eddie Howe would turn Garnacho into one hell of a player. #NUFC

The Great tits are just about ready for the big wide world BBC Springwatch

So our fans decided we were getting Mbeumo based on absolutely nowt other than we need a RW and he fits. Now he’s chose money over his career it’s the club’s and Eddie Howe’s fault. Only people at fault are morons getting far too attached to players who aren’t ours. 👍🏻#NUFC

Buzzing we could the ones to relegated Sunderland in December. #NUFC

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Favourite Callum Wilson memory in Black & White. Leeds (A) The final push for champions league football. Pressure Pen. #NUFC

Wissa would be a great signing 🤞🏻#NUFC

What has happened to finding talent under the radar like in previous windows? Botman, Bruno, Isak, Tino to name a few. Our approach this window has been all wrong. Directly competing against clubs who can offer way bigger wages for the same player. It’s a waste of time #NUFC

Liverpool FC really are a fucking piece of shit football club Guilty of nothing, victims of everything. #NUFC

Panic has set in now he’s backed himself into a corner and Liverpool haven’t stumped up the cash. He’s bricking it at the thought of having to face the music at St James… it’s time to man up you coward. You’ve got 3 years left! You’ll do as your fucking TOLD!

This cunt is going to be the first person ever to die of having too much hair.