No tweets from me tomorrow… …so I’ll leave you with this little gem. #StillBringingSunshine 👓🌞♥️🍦🚨

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We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of Brexit - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6282…

Did you know yellow and red cards didn’t exist until 1970? One of the reasons to booking being introduced was how the Bulgarians and Portuguese chased Pelé until he was ruled out of the 1996 World Cup. He played most of his career in a lawless game where only the strong survived!

#TheSmithsAnthology 1. What Difference Does It Make 2. Hand In Glove 3. Still Ill 4. Pretty Girls Make Graves

#TheSmithsAnthology 1. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now 2. William It Was Really Nothing 3. Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want 4. How Soon Is Now?

#TheSmithsAnthology Meat Is Murder: 1. Well I Wonder 2. Rusholme Ruffians 3. That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore 4. The Headmaster Ritual

#TheSmithsAnthology The Queen Is Dead 1 Cemetry Gates 2 The Boy With The Thorn In His Side 3 There Is A Light That Never Goes Out 4 Bigmouth Strikes Again

#TheSmithsAnthology The World Won't Listen 1 Panic 2 Ask 3 Shoplifters Of The World Unite 4 Rubber Ring

#TheSmithsAnthology Strangeways Here We Come 1. Girlfriend In A Coma 2. Paint A Vulgar Picture 3. I Won't Share You 4. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

The cultural impact of Brexit was completely ignored. A loss for everyone. But the good news is that it's 100% reversible!

‘he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment…’ All's Well That Ends Well, Act III, Scene VI

41 years ago today Brian Clough was absolutely furious with a clown

I get a lot of people asking me: ‘how is Nigel Farage a racist then?’ Here you go matey…

Another Express poll in urgent need of more input... (Link goes straight to the poll, bypassing the main Express website, so you're not boosting their ad tally. Ignore the request for an email address - it's optional. Please spread the word after voting.) xd.wayin.com/display/contai…

Looking at the TV at this time of year when I see "The World's Strongest Man" I always think it says "The World's Strangest Man"

Kicking off my Tom Baker 90th birthday thread with his scene-stealing performance in George and the Dragon (3rd February 1968).

Helping lovely Tony Woodcock, legendary Nottingham Forest Arsenal England Football striker find his biological father. We know he was Polish, think first name Peter & worked for GiltbrookWorkwear as head dyer in the 1950s. Any information please do contact me! See youtu.be/8YS2_DPMQAI

I’m losing Twitter followers again! Every time this happens and I put the word out, some people find they’ve automatically been switched off from following me. Glitches or something more nefarious - who knows… Please RT to help lost people to re-follow. I know Carol Vorderman has

In 1943 the USA produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism. It perfectly explains Nigel Farage, Suella Braverman, Tommy Robinson and the entire Right.