this is so hot

They're both so fine...this is unfair...

this is kobert. because u saw this post he has now protected u from any “say hi or u will have bad luck” posts. u don’t have to say hi to him he will protect u regardless

Beautiful wife and her bear best friend

i can't do this

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS I CAN'T DO THIS

Okay but you could still do it, in fact do it for me

Move over Alyssa and Yoko, she's MY daughter now! I'm protecting her!

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say maybe you don't know that Yautja (predator) society isn't patriarchal

Well unfortunately tide is the one thing I'm basically deadly allergic to but the ad is cool...I guess?

I'm so lucky we're getting her BACK

Beauregard "only women that could physically kill me can boss me around"

Perfect representation of the dynamic when Marisha gets stuff right Matt wasn't prepared for

When the fuck did deathwatch come out

Live action what now

I'm removing Leon and making it an alternate story where Ada rescues Ashley (for legal reasons this is a joke)

If you're doing this with that agent 47, then agent 47 could get it done fastest But literally any of them depending on the movie It would just take differing amounts of time

Sherry...?

This game is so stupid I love it

AND they gave us a canonical reason as to why, if you're going to throw in a random character that's "been there the entire time," this is how you do it