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I love cleaning the house, but with three conditions: - Start when I want - Take as long as I need - I have to be alone in the house

Me waiting to be late so I can start rushing

Today is National Panda Day.

set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password you can tell them it's 12345678

Michael B. Jordan poses with his new #Oscar at the Vanity Fair party

🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappé, Jude Bellingham and Álvaro Carreras have been included into Real Madrid squad. They’re back and travelling to Manchester for UCL RO16 second leg against Man City on Tuesday.

Oh my goodness 🥰

This dude is retirement maxxing

Kids today will never understand this

losing your friend to suicide is a different type of hurt

I no sabi explore food. just give me my basics 🙏 no, I don't want to eat octopus 😭

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

This coffee shop in Asia is going viral for only hiring Down syndrome employees to give them a chance to work ❤️

Then they want me to celebrate a hattrick, look at the kind of joy i have experienced. What a club! Mi Madrid. 🤍

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Over 800 million people worldwide are expected to watch Manchester City vs Real Madrid tonight. It's set to become the most viewed Champions League match so far! ✨

me switching from Vice City to MS Word when I see the teacher coming

Okay but did anyone else ever have a radio listening phase or just me? I mean a time in your life when you listened to the radio religiously

me having 47 creative new ideas at 3am instead of sleeping