Yeah, he won't fail, 'cause he's not in the class!

Patiently waiting for someone to tell him his surprise except not a surprise birthday party has begun.

Nod nod. It is!

SHOTS???

Onions?! Who's crying?

Shots of people? What's the Dan of shots?

I would say hanging out with me makes most Ravenclaws feel smart, so this is a curious change of pace!

ONE SHOT. ONE SHOT. ONE SHOT.

MORE ONE SHOTS. MORE ONE SHOTS.

A real delicious glass of air through the nose.

TWO ONE SHOTS!!! THEY GO DOWN IN SECONDS.

Rowena would be so proud of me.

Rises from the deep, dark, depths of his pile of clothes that could probably use a wash. MORNING, FRIENDS AND NON-FRIENDS.

How's it going?

As is he! Turns out sleeping for days (weeks? Time is but a social construct) does not lend itself well to establishing social interactions.

FLIPPING.

FLIPPING!