I completely get now why parents freaked out over cleanliness when guests came over

Saw an A380 today, zindagi safal

My account has been shadow banned

If I seem different from my normal self, anxious or stressed, its because my pasandida aurat has not replied to my text yet

Get up nigga we got work to do Stephen Curry

it’s hole filling season

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Eden Hazard was reportedly thrown out of an Indian restaurant in Madrid today, after asking for a fifth serving of butter chicken despite paying for a buffet. 😳

I am vacationing in Monaco. Do not bother me. Please contact your Branch Manager

Ek to bhenchod rapido ki jagha blinkit kholkr auto book karne lag jati hu me

I take back my words, all the hate is justified

To catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Bro why the fuck the person always chasing somebody in the movies always catch up to the person that’s GETTING chased WTF

The LeBron/MJ debate is funny because I feel like the older you get, the MORE you should appreciate what LeBron is doing right now

The Saturday that wasn’t

do you think mozart knew that one day the epic love song he composed for elise would be used to signal ki meri paani ki tanki overflow ho rahi hai

Asha Sharma is a legend!