A man asked the doctor: “Doctor, I forget things, what should I do?” The doctor replied: “This is easy, I will prescribe medicine to help me remember.” The man was surprised: “Remembering the medicine or remembering the disease?” The doctor said: “Both, because we both forget.”

The girl asked: "Do you love me?" The boy replied: "Love me like I love pizza!" The girl smiled: "So do you love me?" The boy nodded: "Yes, because every time I look at you, I just want to eat another piece!"

An old man walked into a coffee shop and asked, "Where's my coffee?" The waiter replied, "Your coffee is ready." The old man shook his head, "Then why did I have to wait so long?" The waiter smiled, "Because you're enjoying... the slowness!"

A giraffe tried to play hide and seek, but its neck kept giving it away. The seeker asked, “How can I not see you?” The giraffe whispered, “It’s not my fault! I’m tall, not stealthy!” They both laughed.

Bob wore new shoes to work but kept tripping over them. He said, “Maybe these shoes are just too advanced for me.” His coworker laughed and said, “Or maybe you need a lesson in walking without drama.”

I asked my cat, “Are you hungry?” He looked at me, then turned away. I said, “Don’t play hard to get.” He just blinked slowly. I guess he’s playing the “I’m too cool for food” game. Cats are weird.

I told my friend, “I’m going to eat healthier this week.” Two hours later, I was at a fast food restaurant, eating a burger. I smiled and said, “Hey, it’s got lettuce in it. That’s healthy, right?”

Bob walked into a store and said, “I’ll take the best thing you have!” The cashier handed him a mirror.

The chicken crossed the road. But halfway, it got distracted by a worm, fell into a puddle, and called for help. The worm was no longer interested. It was too busy being a worm.

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