if i have to spend another christmas in london single i’m gonna throw myself into the thames

can’t wait to quit my day job.

life is not real

ramses is fine having his political views and morals challenged but condem sex is where he draws the line lmfao #LoveIsBlind7

#LoveIsBlind7 you’re meeting your fiancé’s parents for the first time and your hands are in your pockets?!?! Please get Alex off my screen.

petition to bring back dinner date

the black friday sales are not black friday-ing.

genuinely how is selena gomez still getting work

i like the idea of going out, but to actually do it? yoh

2024 sucked

everyone and their engagements need to gtf off my timeline.

it’s 2025 and i still have no idea what djs do. is it a playlist? do they just move the faders between songs? yoh idk hey

i’m sorry but in london we MUST gatekeep. there are simply too many people in this city and i’m tired of having my favourite places ruined for the sake of a viral video 😭

veneers are ugly and stupid looking. STOP IT.

WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY

me when megan started going in on javen #LoveIsBlindUK2

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO CAKE #LoveIsBlindUK2

me watching the first five minutes of the reunion #LoveIsBlindUK

twitter, i’m back.

do people actually find snl funny