Any tips on using #NoseFrida? I don't feel like I have the lung capacity to suck boogers out a nose. #ThingsINeverThoughtIWouldSay

Any suggestions for a congested infant? I've tried Nose Frida, saline drops, steam bath, humidifier, and I still can't give my son any relief. 😔

Game changer. #NespressoLatissima #MomLyfe

That feeling when g'ma is watching baby and you get to take a shower that's longer than 5 minutes. #MomLyfe

Babe slept for 5 hours. I feel like Wonder Woman.

Spoke to #RobertHalf #recruiter this morning. She was dismissive and condescending when I said I was looking for part-time/remote position. Get w/the times and on a working mother's level.

I could not poop in peace. Welcome to motherhood to me!

Stabbing pain in my boobs. Welcome to #breastfeeding.

Title of my memoir on motherhood, My nipples feel like they've been put through a meat grinder: The pumping chronicles.

Anyone have experience with baby food prep stations like this? babymoov.com/en_us/duo-meal… Babymoov #babymoov

Best baby sunblock? Go!

How do baby fingernails get so filthy?

Anyone have thoughts on Postmates Unlimited?

Summer heatwave... I'm like, satan is that you?

Parenthood is your child eating your breakfast and his own.

Here's the future... #Entitled #Millennial #Starbucks

Holiday Inn: Please let pets inside during Hurricane Harvey recovery and ALL emergencies change.org/p/holiday-inn-… via Change.org

Happy new year! I'm following 666 people. That's gotta be a sign.

#Moms what did it feel like when your bébé first kicked? I felt something I could only describe as little electric shocks.