All I want for Christmas is the Canmeleon Outdoor/Indoor Aggregate Panel Trash Can (with Ash Urn)

This is all just one big “Top Gun: Maverick” ad campaign, isn’t it

Wordle 286 15/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tough one today

When I say ‘take it or leave it’ I am in no way mentally prepared for you to leave it

If you EVER catch me saying ‘friYAY!’ or ‘happy Friday!’ unironically, please for the love of god hit me with your car

College football woulda went crazy during the civil war

idk how much longer I can take doing dishes at this rate

performer: How we feelin tonight?? me: wooooo performer: I said, HOW WE FEELIN TONIGHT?? me (feeling the same level of enthusiasm): WOOOOOOOOOOO

idk how many more “that’s crazy”s I got in me

I really wish you could dislike LinkedIn posts. Some of these people need humbling

Limbs.

We comin.

Yes I will notify anyway thanks

Just added ‘it’s a Wednesday, but feels like a Friday’ to my repertoire of office-small-talk responses

#RavensFlock

almost started eating lunch before I’d gotten the ipad out. close one

You ever see something labeled ‘hand-made’ and it’s like yeah, we can tell

#GoBirds #SBLIX