my counsellor: “do u have enough support in place between now and our next session?” me: “yes, look” *sends video of cat*

what do u get the girl who has it all tho (me) am I right fellas?

it’s so fucking insane coming on here to complain about being sick from the safety of my home, knowing I have access to healthcare, all the while knowing there’s a horrific genocide going on. there are no hospitals left on #Gaza. no food, no water, or shelter. #FreePalenstine 💔

me to my mãe: “did I show any signs of #autistim growing up?” her: “no!” *flashback to the time I brought her to therapy in my early 20s* her: “she tells me too many things! I didn’t want to know when she was going to have sex the first time!”