Me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

when i tell my mom a joke that turns into a lecture

FB & IG got their IT working like

me: “why tf does my back hurt?” also me :

*alarm hasn’t rang yet* me checking the time cause the amount of sleep I’m getting is suspicious

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Me with my “personal item” trying to get through TSA:

how the skinniest ppl you know be eating

Riley's anxiety vs My anxiety

no hay nada dulce para comer

people that haven’t spoken in a decade r contacting each other rn

Now that I’m officially the family’s mac n cheese lady, I move different in the house

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM Peacock ????? #LoveIslandUSA

not Peacock being late dropping the season PREMIERE by episode of Love Island USA. what is going on??? #LoveIslandUSA

Love Island USA LATE 2 days in a row????!!! Count your MF DAYS Peacock #LoveIslandUSA

rue at the mexico border