Chew your bitter cud, grope your little nurse.

and the Nerds are grouped in clusters

I believe that in modern America white-collar workers are actually more likely to wear blue collars than blue-collar workers

girl you're looking thinner than a bowl of poorly prepared oatmeal

campaign in tetrameter, govern in pentameter

Mark Ruffalo said WHAT?!

Doublewhiskeymilknoice

Should I spend ten dollars on this signed photo of Lee Grant flipping the bird?

Cunty, snatched Buck Mulligan

Sorry if this offends but you're not a REAL New Yorker if you weren't born in a subway car.

my first #Junkuary selection, funny to have your 28 days later riff come out the same month as the official one. One very effective piece of sound design.

My new 10,000 Island Dressing is going to revolutionize the Reuben.

Bro last night was a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you cum.

Not me having beef with a fellow Regal Unlimited member

When people tell me "by all means" I don't think they're ready for some of the means in my repertoire

reversible windbreaker that says GET PACEMOGGED SLOWBIES on one side and STROLLMAXXING on the other