the car moving out of my way: wow that guy must be in a hurry me doing 90 in a 45 : i’m da king of da highway

How can I consider myself a car enthusiast when I drive a Toyota hatchback

I just know he had that quarter car wash sprayer up underneath there like a little fit Bidet 🫣

GLASS JAW The album is out now, everywhere aries.lnk.to/glassjaw

“Back when time didn’t matter” An oil painting

My horny ass could not be a mailman 😭

do you fw 5’2 363 pound unemployed balding losers who are pushing 30?

I’m gonna be honest it’s not ending well for you… I can survive without food for a long time but eventually im going to HAVE to eat you since you’re 70% water. One of us has to go and I’m at least 200lbs heavier than you. I can promise you a painless end and I would let you

TTRRRRUUUE 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️<- that’s me

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski

You’re fucked up for what you did on that Island

my biggest pet peeve, dont lie and say ur gonna pay me back, just take the money and run

snake

no way this is who killed me

turning wordles into doodles

Little late but just an update, I got a 41% on this exam and dropped the class. Had no business indulging in this treat