“Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No. Have you?” Aliens

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Wife: Please be normal at dinner tonight. Me after a few drinks:

This nerd got STDs from Russian hookers and had to spike his former wife's martini with Doxycycline

35 years ago today, ‘THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS’ released in theaters.

♥️♥️♥️ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️♥️♥️

never stop being a good person because of bad people

Guys will literally spend hours arguing over this, and no matter what any of them say the sallet will always be the superior medieval helmet.

yall are NOT ready for what i’m cooking up

happy birthday, bruce! —art by darwyn cooke

Punch circa 2030

I cannot quantify the influence Red Dwarf had on me growing up Perhaps more than any other series, so many scenes are lodged fondly in the memory — most of which have been tip of the tongue quotes amongst friends for years, even now RIP Rob Grant, thank you for what you created

Vangelis composing for BLADE RUNNER, 1981.

If a violent savage is brutally attacking the public on a stabbing rampage, he should be fully prepared to take a bullet from the police. The officer who takes that shot should be comprehensively protected by the law, and congratulated/rewarded for their bravery.

Keir Starmer Another day, another slaughter on the streets of this country. And you do nothing, but import more of the murderers and rapists.

They're telling you this guy was 23. He's been charged with a series of stabbings in Edinburgh yesterday. It's pretty obvious that he's an asylum seeker who lied about his age and this dumb ass country just accepted it. We're a joke until we deport every last one.