I just remembered that I was up at 2:30am because my stomach hurt, so I went and ate some Tums like the geriatric millennial that I am, and then had an ICE CREAM BAR and went back to bed. Hahahah 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Have a garbage day. 🍩🦝

As an adult, I’m finally beginning to understand the appeal of waking up early…what a gift. You get a slice of time untouched by calls, emails, obligations, and expectations. A taste of innocence before everyone’s grown up bullshit kicks into gear. Big fan.

You're seeing in real time how disinformation works. This is an outright, intentional lie from someone who knows better. Governor Abbott graduated from Vanderbilt Law, was a Supreme Court Justice in Texas, and was the Attorney General. He knows that Trump was not indicted by the

Hey hey folks! Look what we’ve got trending! Let’s do it. Let’s save our favorite channel! #SaveTCM

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

Hold the f up! Has anyone watched Real Housewives of Durban?! This lady with all the pugs and a pug wrangled on staff!? A dream! #realhousewivesofdurban #rhodurban #dogs #pugs

Just want everyone to know that I really, really enjoyed #BECKHAM. Everyone should go watch it. That is all. CC Victoria Beckham

Confessions of a crazy dog lady: Sometimes I forget what photos are on my digital frame at work ("Pearl TV") and then one comes up and my heart stops, "She's the cutest thing in the world!" #pearliemaeallday #bostonterrier

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I've decided I need to visit a Boston Terrier puppy farm and just hang out with dogs all day. They don't even need to be puppies, just Boston Terriers. Is there such a thing? Would be really great therapy.

My toxic trait is thinking that every time I go to the grocery store, I need a little snacky snack for my 7 minute drive back home.

Nothing recharges me for another workweek like 48 hours of laundry, cleaning, food shopping, and everything else I didn’t have time for last week

So have we collectively decided we're not paying taxes this year, or...?

When did school buses get seat belts?! #iamold

Today has been one of those days that makes me want to give myself bangs. #sendhelp

I haven't been feeling like myself lately. And then I watched the newest episode of #RHOSLC and now I feel better.