Attorneys are only capable of drafting SCOTUS briefs if they come from the biglaw region of France, otherwise they are just a New York consumer fraud attorney in a two-person law firm

my entire life i’ve listened to people say “women are too emotional” “women aren’t fit to lead” “women don’t belong in the military” “women shouldn’t vote”

never not once did i hear SOME women

Before I go out with a man I ask him what his high school GPA was. If it’s below a 3.5, I decline the date. Yes, school is boring, I didn’t enjoy many of my classes, I still graduated with a 3.9 because I understood there were longer term consequences to doing poorly.

A man who…

It’s so rewarding to be a part of the Appellate Inn of Court. I feel so bad for small firm lawyers who can only join Motels of Court

If you email your attorney in ALL CAPS, they definitely will respond faster and nicer. Follow me for more hacks

When women express their concerns about men I’ve noticed the reflexive, overwhelming response is never “How do we become better men?”

my favourite people have a near pathological aversion to bullshit. they'd rather burn every bridge, become unemployable, divorce their family, destroy their reputation rather than participate in socially convenient delusion

Well Marines, it took more than a decade. But I think someone else has finally managed to knock us off the “puppy killer” number one spot

I love it when I make a post calling out misogyny and the men immediately do a misogyny

Heavy on……I’m not mad at you. That’s who you are. That’s your character. Be that character, but I don’t have to deal with it.

Shrooms ain’t about hallucinating fr , it’s about introspection and facing your ego , it’s suppose to open new pathways in your brain to give you perspective and abundance , use them correctly , they are little doctors

Women are PURPOSELY staying single, because men AREN'T men ANYMORE🤷‍♂️

People who lack accountability are not even giving themselves the chance to thrive. I never understood why you would do that.

We don't talk about how watching your parents no longer be able to do things they used to do starts the grieving while they're alive process.

When someone with chronic illness tells you they are fatigued please understand that it is different from ordinary tiredness.

Our fatigue means we are drained, physically, mentally, and emotionally to our core .

We have nothing left in us .

Trying to function with fatigue…

The real flex is removing yourself from anywhere you don't feel loved, appreciated, supported, or respected.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books.

Honest people aren't afraid of the truth.

I don't care what anyone says, living alone as a woman is one of the most perfectly luxurious experiences of my life