A hate going out when there’s no music playing in pubs 😓

Tomorrow my mum takes over AnJ Snacks in Stirling. So if you fancy some class scran pop in and see her. I’ve no got this belly on shite scran, trust me. 19 Main St, St Ninian’s, Stirling. FK79WW

So true 💔

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Starting to get the fear that by the time clubs are open as normal again I’m gonna be that weird auld guy in the dancin

One of they hangovers where even ur head feels heavy on ur body 🤢🤯

Can’t cope with that ending of Line of duty 😳

Being a good person should be your biggest flex

Only my dad would bring what he thought was a camping chair all the way to Knebworth for LG but turns out it’s actually a washing line 🙃 Liam Gallagher #Knebworth

Well that’s just terrific x

So hard to eat healthy when there’s so much chocolate left over from Xmas 🐷😂

I need to keep in mind that the models body doesn’t come with the outfit I’m buying

This is what happens when you let me hire a boat! 🚤

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

Just shy of 400 plays in 4 days on this new one on.soundcloud.com/qyu6YM5WM6o4mA… lemme know what you think ❤️

Sainsbury's cancelling my turkey crown (pre ordered on 3rd Dec ref 821005409) on Xmas eve and also the ham joint but replacing it with 4 ham slices. Absolutely appalling