it's a good day to have a good day 🌸

We will be retiring Eli Sevener’s number tomorrow afternoon before the 3pm season opener! We are hoping you can join us at Heritage to help honor Eli’s legacy! If you can’t make it, we will be live-streaming on youtube #goviks

luke bryan & i have covid at the same time, think he'll come quarantine w/ me??

anyone else's mom say "brb" over text or just mine

5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. Shit didn't really work out for me

"ehh, stopped her gob"

Shoutout to the moms who always say yes to getting an Auntie Anne’s pretzel at the mall 💙

i'm crowning elsa linden queen of my life

i just realized i'll probably never live with kenna again & i am extremely sad about it

the guy at T-Mobile made me cry this morning and i'm still not over it

my big sisters advice to me for getting over someone: listen to olivia rodrigo

Amys writing a book

CWU Athletics Mourns the Loss of Henry Foster bit.ly/3fdaxpn

life is too short

Well everyone Organ Surgery was a success: “Hi there. Just letting you know Henry saved four peoples lives tonight. His heart, liver and two kidneys are on their way to four recipients.” V emotional day yesterday TBH & we hope he lives on!!!!  Three Musketeers!! Sean, Jo & Fran

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

i have the best people in my corner

when u plan an outfit out in ur head but it looks mad stupid once u try it on & now u don’t know what to wear