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Facebook to Roll Out 'Global Coin' Cryptocurrency in 2020. Zuckerberg stated,"I believe it should be as easy to send money to someone as it is to send a photo," Looks like we have figured out how to have the Baby Boomers accidentally pay off Millennial student loan debt.

I am zzzzhausted. .....allergy meds got me

I guess my new phase is the "eating cereal all day long" phase

Can snakes climb stairs? #concerned

I can tell I'm getting old...I eat cantaloupe now.....

Super concerning that my teen boy doesn't know how to answer a phone.....just silence...waiting for me to say something.......(Me calling him and he picks up silent:) "Um...Liam your supposed to say "Hello"..(Long pause, Liam responds:) "Hello! Hello! Who's there?!" Hangs up

Coffee really should make itself, make a breakfast burrito, grab the paper, walk up the stairs and serve me in bed.

What it sounds like inside my head.

Do coconuts make milk for their baby coconuts??

I think men should wear bras on their balls

This is me waiting for my turn at open mic

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I wonder if placenta is gluten free?

I'm in the "sure, I'll watch vampire diaries, why the fuck not..." kind of mood. Otherwise known as semester 3 of covid-19 outbreak

If I was a rapper I would want my name to be LIL-p-CON