I cannot control my facial expressions😩😩, if you irritate me you'll see it immediately.

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

Are you even British if u don’t say “touch wood” after saying something you really don’t want to happen

you ever send a message and just think to yourself “why am i so funny?”😂

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard

I suck at hiding gifts. An hour later i be like "you wanna see what I got you"

can we normalize arguing with little kids they're so rude 😭

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

If i don't text you saying Happy New Year we still gang i’m just lazy

i need to go to a rage room

airpods fall so dramatic like why would you slide to the other side of the room

In what century are Chinese takeaways gonna start accepting card payments

me in bed looking for more stuff to buy 30 secs after getting money:

October will be filled with happiness. October will be filled with blessings. October will be filled with positivity. October will be filled with progress. October will be filled with kindness. October will be filled with opportunity. October will be filled with love.

deleting your long paragraph to text back one word is really a different kind of self control