Next time you go to a zoo think about our time in quarantine. It’s how the animals must feel, but you don’t have someone watching you banging on the window.

Can you send me a pic of you in a sombrero please? For a quiz!

So everytime I open Twitter this comes up paul mccaffrey so I keep opening it as it cheers me up 😂

All of True Blood is on NOWTV see you in a month.

Remember Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab that poor 13 year old boy who died alone in hospital on 30th March. Imagine his family hearing that by early April it’s ok for Cummings to drive 260 miles because he really loves and cares about his son. Sack him.

She’s not got a normal body, she has an amazing body. Everyone does. How is this still ok in 2020?

My child is in surgery. Here he is just being handsome 💖

Here’s a nice photo I took to break up the moaning and Covid on your Twitter feed.

Just took me about five minutes to work out where the new tweet button had gone and now I’ve forgotten what I was originally going to say. Probably something very deep. Or about dogs.

The joys of customer service...Working for a very small brand a lady has trouble with sizing. I have repeatedly said sorry please return them for a full refund to be told I have 0 customer service. What do you want a tailor sent over?!?

We are re-appealing to locate the lawful owners of a number of suspected stolen dogs. If one of the dogs could be yours pls email: [email protected] quoting the name of the dog. Follow the thread below for more dogs & pictures. More here: orlo.uk/tXnvl

Just a pic I took of the gorgeous April Pearson wearing U®AW⚓#9⃣ dress holding flowers from Flowers 4 Worthing make up by Melissa Melissa

Watching Rocketman and it’s worrying how fit I find Taron as Elton John

Pudding toast is one of the best food inventions we have.

Could really do with a nanna nap but I’m shooting a wedding till 10pm. Forgot how hard working is!

I don’t understand how #LoveIsland is still on tv. If any other show had 3 people commit suicide because of it, it would have been taken off our screens long ago.

Just did my first run in about 5 years. I’m now going back to bed for the foreseeable future. How do people find that enjoyable?

This is currently me after running..

I just had an argument with a cyclist for cycling on a walkway where it’s not allowed as it’s full of oldies and dogs and ended up saying she’s a see you next Tuesday but forgot I was on the phone to my mum…