Funny as hell, but there’s nothing funny about his Lying Fratboy Ass!!!

Hey Donald J. Trump, hope you’re having fun at your rally. Too bad you’re the least popular incumbent president in modern history. And in the meantime, we are coming for your pathetic rubber-stamp Republicans in Congress in 31 days.

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

Trump leading this National Day of Prayer is like me trying to romance the ladies. Sure, I could go through the motions, but no one with half a brain would be buying it.

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BREAKING NEWS: According to The Options Clearing Corporation, OCC, over 1.5 billion shares of GameStop $GME are now on loan. Roughly 5x the float of the stock.

Someone tell me this: if halting is all algorithm based and no one is pulling the levers, why are #GME and #AMC halted when #SINT and #FFIE aren’t? #DDTG

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this is extremely dangerous to our democracy x.com/Deadspin/statu…

As a former local anchor, I can understand the difficult position many of my colleagues are being put in as it relates to this story. Remember these are real people with jobs they need to support their families. It is not easy to just say no. money.cnn.com/2018/03/07/med…

.Donald J. Trump this is your most recent approval rating you, moron. Also, the failing nytimes is not failing. You are failing. I just bought 5 more subscriptions for my new Muslim friends. Anyone else? Hit me up, please. Christmas is always around the corner.

.Donald J. Trump Funny that you think you can call someone else a cheater… When in reality, your favorite things to cheat on are diets, wives, and elections.

I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Imagine waking up, turning over, and seeing Donald J. Trump and his bedhead looking like this. I feel so sorry for Putin.

My love letter to @SeanHannity #ASSCLOWN @FoxAndFriends

The way Trump describes it, he's sending troops to meet immigrants at the southern border In reality, the National Guard's tasks are likely include more construction than policing — and immigrants may be looking for border agents rather than avoiding them cnn.it/2EqmxOx

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The new cast for Dancing with the Stars was revealed, and I have to say, between them and the cast of Jersey Shore, they all look more qualified than Trump’s cabinet. We need to put an end to this shitshow and tally together to get this idiot out of office. Stay tuned

#Happy420, Jeff Sessions. I know you hate marijuana, but maybe give it a try… you might get so high you’ll forget how to be racist.