men: why is your bag so heavy also men: put this in your bag please

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So uncomfortable in everything I wear because of my weight 🥺 Just feel like I wanna cover up but it’s too warm to wear anything that would. Just wanna cry tbh

we’ll be in september next week but mentally i’m still in the whipped coffee phase of quarantine

Does anyone else literally tell their fella every single problem they have? 🤣🤣 poor boy listens to me having a break down at least 72 times a day

sick of saying “shit i forgot my mask” feel like fucking batman

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 on u go Philip

It’s actually mad how different your life could have been if you decided not to go out that one night

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Be happy for your friends even if their dreams take off before yours.

Anyone selling a silver 4 day camping ticket for creamfields? Pls retweet x #Creamfields2021 #Creamfields

That’s our wee Jamie Lee

Matt Hancock after this cheating scandal:

😂😂😂 x.com/plotwistmeme/s…

Pls help

Selling 2x Azyr All night long tickets in Liverpool, pm me if interested

Looking for tickets for Azyr all night long Glasgow 18th November ? Looking for x3 tickets @SWG3glasgow #azyr #swg3