I need crab Rangoons and a lobotomy

Joe Douglas waiting 14 weeks to sign a QB and then signing Brett Rypien for no reason #Jets

Time is a flat circle 😑

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

Make them deviled eggs and this is a an easy layup

Mood all week 😮‍💨

fuck it poptart singing higher by creed

The Jets Off-Season: The Jets Season:

A single image of Mr. Ed is more powerful than entire seasons of television made today

Nobody: People who order steak well done:

“The #Jets should draft a QB in the first round”

Went to the dispensary and asked for the weed that makes you feel like spongebob and not like youre in trouble at school and they actually had it

I wish the #Jets were playing playoff football today :/

Was this the catch of the year? 🤯

The 2026 World Cup Final will be held in New Jersey

Can’t wait to rent my apartment to a middle eastern oil baron for 75k/week

Boogly, boogly, boogly, boogly!

Not sure I even like sports im just too deep in it at this point

strong coffee. VERY FUCKING STRONG dont come at me with some weak shit

There’s no reason for it ever to be above 90 degrees. Nobody likes that, that doesn’t benefit anyone. It’s bad business.