The GB News coverage of the two minute silence went as well as you would expect.

Every man in the north west looks like one of these five archetypes

Scene: a konbini in Japan, circa 2010 Konbini clerk 👴: you are English? Me 👨‍🦰: Yes! Konbini clerk 👴: I...love...Newcastle United! Kevin Keegan number one! Fair play to #NUFC, they've been global for a long time

I'm gonna instalock hog and make my team cry

I'm always saying this

This account completely fails at "restoring your faith in humanity" because all the quotes and replies are weird cranks who can't enjoy anything

Ladies you're free to wear what you want, but does no one do the "well one of us has to change" thing anymore?

Bro is speed running bowel cancer

Currently trying to curate a feed on 💙☁️ hoping to get a good collection of artists, musicians and generally cool people followed on there, but it's still missing a lot of people. Come over!

Asking AI to write a tweet after feeding it exclusively northernlion streams

I woke up to 12 notifications on here this morning, I think twitter is the only app where you see that and go "uh oh" lmao

We've gotta take away y'alls devices until we work out what's going on

Your biggest entertainers and bought and paid for by foreign government interests

If the hoes are scared by Billy Joel then there's nothing you can play that won't scare them bro. Go ahead, blast your JRPG OST. It don't matter. None of this matters.

This on a warm day would be a holy experience

To anyone who is arguing against this, saying "I was homeschooled, and I turned out fine!" Everyone thinks you're weird, and you didn't learn the social skills to understand this

new greatest boiler room of all time just dropped

I got a hug for "the patient self-discharged off the back of the ambulance"

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