"You don't have to worry about me stopping a thing. I'm a god of wine, harvest, theatre... Death too, with s little bit of madness. Now, a man bringing death going against all the heroes' might? What could be more mad?"

"You leave for a few years and /everyone's/ suddenly so mad and in disarray. Seriously, it's my job to cause that. Madness and Wine, hellllllooooo~?"

"And of course when the literal life of the party shows up? Poof, gone with the ashes of loved ones. Such a shame."

// I should make a proper pinned for Dionysus here, hang on

Doesn't have enough alcohol for this shit

// Okay, calling someone flat by liking them to a sea at rest is a new one, I gotta give that to you

// A man can't sleep without people forgetting basic shit about RP, huh

"I, for one, welcome our new monster overlords."

// How are ya just gonna throw the VRChat memes at them like we ain't out here literally just standing

// Why doesn't it surprise me that the Hercules RPer plays the beefy fire emblem boi

// Did you bring enough BEEF CAKE for the entire class?

// All is right with the world

Arrives late as per usual. What do you expect from a drunkard? Fashionably late? He's late because he's sloshed

"Ahhh, I remember the underworld. Dreary place, their wine is good but I think it might've had the blood of the damned in it. A shame."

"Hnm, now that I think about it you could consider wine to just be grape blood so it's not much different. Ahh well, I suppose they're both in great supply."

Didn't someone say Greek God bathwin- I mean water? He's pretty enough to make even men like him if he gets them a little tipsy, so don't think people wouldn't buy it.

// That's what we call some powerful coochie since that bitch popped out Cronus aka father of the big three Lä! Lä! Grandma Gaea

Looks up from his book. 'Wine Making for Deities' "Do I look a fool to you?"

"Ahh, be the sham of love or the desires of carnal, people really will do anything for either... If it's good enough." A simple, long, slow tipping of his glass to his mouth. "Were it so easy, mortal. Were it so easy."