you will NOT trash whimsigoth in my earshot

it’s my birthday but i’m stuck writing a paper with such poorly worded instructions that i don’t even know what to do

Waking up in October like

Get in loser, today is October 1st!!!

someone reported my post ab it being my birthday? ok then

the changing of the guard

#mimosatime

that’s that me PROSECCO

birthdays are so much more fun when you don’t have a pick me bitch ditching you for your abusive ex bf

keep my wife’s name… OUT YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH !!!!!

this was actually live footage from the hospital i was born in on october 1st 2003

ppl who think this is weird have no clue how fast a toddler is

That's crazy. What do Israeli rockets do when they hit inside Gaza and Lebanon?

let’s see you dance then