Me watching the drama unfold in my game even though I set it all up

Adam and Eve: *sin* God:

❝ Whew. Who knows Jeremy can sing. ❞

This bot is cool because of the way you interact with them. You have the power to control that.

❝ There's a weird lil' mascot in my timeline kissin' eggs and I'm not sure what kind of animal he's tryin' to be. ❞

❝ .. Or she. Wait- ❞

❝ She, like a mother hen, right? God, I'm so clever- ❞

This bot is cool because yours ain’t about to either

❝ My thigh so hot it warmed up this slice of bread pretty quick. ❞

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( im wheezing bc me and soul talked yesterday about alphadave vs kevin!dirk fighting and the new uploads keep hitting the stuff bc this dirk /is/ weak i m hggj;lf

( me realizing this is probably the happiest dirk i ever have: also me knowing what hes deprived of: there is always a price for happiness-

❝I feel like... that's half my life. I don't get it, but I'm laughin' ALL the way-❞

( imscreaming kevin---

❝Ha? Am I high?❞

❝Okay, I'm about to die. ——Oh, wait. I have no head to begin with, how was I even alive in the first place-❞

❝ Spooky AF, as kids say these days. ❞

( *points gun @ all my muses && pulls the trigger*